Patrick Barkham 

Take the kids to … Bewilderwood, Norfolk

In this neck of the woods, children explore mazes, zoom around on zipwires and listen to engrossing stories. For adults, there are always the trees to admire
  
  

Amid the trees, during a grey day, an image of a treehouse at Bewilderwood, Norfolk
Foliage frolics … a Bewilderwood treehouse. Photograph: Alamy

In a nutshell

This gigantic adventure playground is a welcome antidote to soft play parks: there are no grubby plastic balls here, just epic tree-high mazes, rope bridges, slides and zipwires. With face painting, crafts and interactive storytelling in bell tents and wooden shacks, it feels like a festival that has put down roots.

Best thing about it

Five-to-10-year-olds will be kept happily occupied for hours clambering around the place, and parents can join in too. And there’s plenty that younger children can do: my four-year-old twins loved the climbing; my two-year-old claimed to be scared but enjoyed the toddler zone. I’m not a big fan of crowded children’s attractions but there’s something very restful about the woodland setting – you can gaze into the surrounding trees and forget any queues or screams.

Fun fact

The fantasy-themed Bewilderwood – a world of Boggles and Twiggles, where children are told the story of Swampy the Marsh Boggle on a lovely little boat trip – was devised by its founder, Tom Blofeld, who is nephew of Henry, the cricket commentator.

What about lunch?

It’s a nice place for a BYO picnic but there are also three cafes selling sandwiches, snacks and hot food – baked potatoes (£2.50), bangers (£4.25) and hotpot. Coffee is £2.50, tea £1.60.

Exit through the gift shop?

Bewilderwood is not a shrine to consumption and the gift shop is tasteful and low-key (and avoidable, if you’re really anti-gift shops). Apart from rustic birdhouses, it’s stuff for children: books and soft toys, fridge magnets, Top Trumps, hats and costumes.

Getting there

It’s two miles from Wroxham on the Norfolk Broads, 10 miles north-east of Norwich (2½ hrs from London by car; 1hr 45mins by train). The nearest railway station is Hoveton and Wroxham (two miles), which is 15 minutes from Norwich by train. There’s a footpath to the attraction; local bike hire also available.

Value for money?

Entrance is based on a child’s height. Our two-year-old (under 92cm) went free, 92–105cm £13.50, over 105cm (including adults) £15.50. We spent four hours there and could have stayed all day so it’s excellent value for money, particularly as face-painting, storytelling and crafts are inclusive. But it’s almost all outdoors so if you’re not a hardy type you’ll need fine weather.

Opening times

Open daily April-September, 10am-5.30pm, weekends and school holidays October, February, March; closed November-January.

The verdict

9/10. A woodland delight.
bewilderwood.co.uk

 

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