In a nutshell
A network of limestone caves in Somerset, thick with stalactites and stalagmites and rich in stories of yore, most famously of a witch who was turned to stone.
Fun fact
Britain’s first cave dives took place here in 1935 but humans have been using the caves for 45,000 years, as the discovery of tools from the paleolithic period shows.
Best thing about it
The bizarre mix of attractions. The guided tour of the caves is only part of the experience. Wookey encompasses 20 exhibits and activities, including a clown museum – boasting the largest collection of painted clown eggs in the world – a penny arcade with vintage games, paper-making demonstrations (the mill dates back to 1610), a mirror maze, 4D film, crazy golf, dinosaur valley and circus shows introduced by the Wookey witch – a job that attracted 500 applicants when advertised in 2013.
What about lunch?
It’s standard fare at Captain Jack’s restaurant: lasagne, fish and chips, chicken tikka, etc. Kids’ lunch boxes cost £4.99 and include sweets and biscuits, a roll and crisps. When will Jamie Oliver turn his attention to family attractions?
Exit through the gift shop
Yes – and it’s a big one filled with all sorts of tat from cuddly toys to rocks and minerals, dinosaur toys and fairy trinkets. Plus Wookey-Hole cheese.
Value for money
Adult £15.73, child £11.90 if booked online. We went on a rainy day and spent most of the day there.
Getting there
Car is the easiest option – it’s two miles from Wells and 19 from junction 22 of the M5.
Opening hours
Every day except Dec-Feb when it is only open at weekends and during school holidays (Somerset dates).
Verdict: 7/10
