Joshua Surtees 

Las Vegas pool parties: a right royal knees-up

Prince Harry is the latest celeb to make a splash at a Las Vegas pool party. Joshua Surtees dips his toes in the city's riotous daytime party scene
  
  

Where’s Harry? A Wet Republic pool party in full swing
Where’s Harry? A Wet Republic pool party in full swing in Las Vegas. Photograph: RD/Kabik/Retna/Corbis Photograph: RD/ Kabik/Retna Ltd./Corbis

In case you live in a cave and missed the story, last weekend Prince Harry was spotted getting wet and wild with dozens of bosom buddies at the alcohol-fuelled pool parties in Las Vegas. Over the past few days it's been hard to ignore all the pap shots of him getting on down at the Wynn Hotel's XS nightclub, challenging American Olympic champion swimmer Ryan Lochte to a race in his jeans, and wearing a "let's get wild" vest belonging to someone called Lauren's bachelorette party.

Well, if it's good enough for British royalty, it's good enough for me, and in fact I was one step ahead of the party prince, having visited the city's pool party scene earlier this summer.

The Vegas pool party concept launched in 2004 with the original day club, Rehab at the Hard Rock Hotel, and is now the focal point of wild weekends for America's youth, in much the same way as young Brits descend upon Magaluf or Mykonos. The craze has taken off in recent years, with all the major hotels along the strip now boasting party pools.

I had a few concerns. It wasn't just the possibility of booze-sozzled drowning, and getting wrinkly fingers. "Where do these party people go when they need a wee?" my mother had asked. A valid point, but not one that lingered in my mind as I reclined in the 40C heat on my sunbed at Encore (another club where Harry partied), mojito in hand, nodding my head to the skittering electronic beats cascading from the two-metre high speaker stacks across a scene that brought to mind the saying "only in America".

Cocktail waitresses with six-inch stilettos, pearly white smiles and tiny bikinis walked by, carrying trays laden with pitchers of frozen margarita. A six-foot, six-packed beefcake bellowed into my face that his wife would like to take a picture with me. Well, fine, you don't have to shout. Sun-kissed girls gyrated to the music, arms raised, saluting the blue skies. Resident DJ Morgan Page scrutinised his Mac Notebook and blended one heavily remixed chart hit into another. My natural instinct was to find a quiet spot away from the din to tune in to Test Match Special on long wave. But this was Vegas. They've never even heard of cricket. It was time to put the Englishness on hold. Before I knew it, somebody had tossed me a rubber ring, handed me a rubber duck filled with Bacardi and pinched my bottom. Then I was floating away into a writhing mass of oiled bodies.

Las Vegas weekends usually revolve around nighttime forays into a hedonistic world. Casinos don't have windows or clocks on the walls, so weary punters don't know it's time to hit the hay, and just keep on pumping money into the slot machines. Lately, however, they've discovered a new way of partying, and one that doesn't lead to vitamin D deficiency – it's called day clubbing.

My pool odyssey began at the Marquee day club at the Cosmopolitan hotel, on a terrace packed with sunbeds, Jacuzzis, liposuctioned bodies and a moderately sized pool, overlooked by palm trees and glitzy 60-storey hotels, iridescent in the sun. After walking there through the hot desert winds, from my suite at the stylish Vdara hotel (with views of the Strip and the hills of the Mojave desert), I was glad to jump straight into the pool. At its edge, as well as $500-a-day sunloungers, Grand Cabanas are available for $3,500-$5,000 a day. These soft-seated chillout zones seat up to 15 people; they are open sided, with sun shades, flatscreen TVs, minibars loaded with beer, water and soft drinks, and private infinity pools. A pitcher of margarita or mojito costs $48, a beer or bottle of water $8.

Kaskade, in the DJ booth, banged out standard Vegas fare – US chart meets Balearic-style beats and soaring synths – but the music was really just a background soundtrack to the people-watching. And unlike in, say, Paris or St Tropez, at Vegas pool parties people look around to check whether other people are looking back at them. And it was the men, rather than the women, who were the real attention- seekers. The dress code for the guys is long Bermuda shorts and taut, rippled torsos. For women it's micro bikinis, wedges and tattoos. Shades obligatory.

I asked the manager whether he sees wild stuff happening here. "Oh yeah, we positively encourage it." Drugs? I ask. "Oh, no, drugs aren't allowed." Sex? "No sex either." I wonder if he's just being on message … I'm pretty sure that boy and girl over by the palm trees aren't just shaking hands …

In contrast to Marquee's laidback but expensive vibes, the mayhem at Encore Beach Club was mind-blowing. With 1,000 people in attendance on any given Sunday (swelling to its 3,000-capacity on a big holiday weekend) this sprawling mass was something to behold. In the booth next to us, six scantily clad 40-something all-American gals told me they visited every year to have some time away from their husbands and show off their tummy tucks, boob jobs and belly-button piercings.

Around us, a huge crowd fell about, drinks in hand, posing, flirting, laughing and grinding like extras on a Yo! MTV Raps video shoot. Around the DJ booth, stick-on tattoos of the DJ, Morgan Page, were in evidence. Kids were going wild. Even the lifeguards were bopping their heads.

Where does Page rank among the international DJs that come to Vegas, I asked Shaun, a seasoned dayclubber from Ohio. He fired off a list of big names: Tiësto, Deadmau5, SkyBlu from LMFAO, Benny Benassi – they all play here on the big weekends, and clubbers need to book ahead for these. Memorial Day at the end of May is the biggest weekend, but Labor Day in September and Spring Break are traditionally frantic.

On a normal day, Encore entry costs $50 for men and $40 for women, but those doing it in style will get a big group together and hire an upper-tier bungalow, for $15,000 to $30,000 a day. This includes a private pool party and a vista from on high of an ocean of writhing bodies.

Sundays are the big day for pool parties, and Wet Republic at the MGM Grand – where Prince Harry was spotted – is one of the biggest. When I arrived, the army of bouncers at the door appeared to be in the midst of an almighty power trip. One was complaining that all the "hoes" in the "line-up" (queue) were "pissing him off". His colleague suggested he take a break. He should try working a Friday night at Oceana in Watford.

While door policies are no more restrictive than at nightclubs back home, and you're unlikely to be turned away, Mark Kmetz, a promoter at Liquid day club at the Aria hotel, told me the best bet for a guaranteed good weekend is to ring your hotel before arriving and book a senior host or promoter for your stay, to guarantee smooth entry to all the clubs and reserved sun loungers. Vegas is many things, but it is not restrictive: if you go there to party you'll be welcomed.

Inside, there were plenty of washboard stomachs on display, and flab too. However, the cabanas overlooking the pool and main stage were populated with what can only be described as supermodels and sports stars. A contestant from US TV show The Bachelor was partying hard in the pool, surrounded by a harem of girls.

What to do amid such a scene? Float in the pool, dance to DJ Bad Boy Bill's set of hip-hop classics, have a water-pistol fight? Or simply hire a daybed (which accommodates three to four people), sip my Corona and take it all in. I wouldn't be seeing this back in Southend-on-Sea.

Visit Las Vegas (visitlasvegas.co.uk) provided the trip. British Airways (ba.com), which provided the flights, flies from Heathrow to Las Vegas from £597 return. A new flight from Gatwick starts on 29 October, costing from £569 return. Doubles at the Vdara hotel (vdara.com) cost from $140. A day pass for the Encore Beach Club, bought in advance, costs from $20 for women, $30 for men; Marquee at Cosmopolitan, from $20/$30; Wet Republic at the MGM Grand, from $30/$50

 

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